One year ago today we surprised the world with yet another innovative way to carry your everyday carry gear, The Keyster™
Although ours was only intended as a joke, it seems there's now a market for the real thing! You can get a real survival cache and stick it where the sun don't shine! That's right, an actual survival suppository.
Seriously, this is a real thing. I'm not April Fooling you!
This year, for the safety of the public, we will not be releasing any further information on the TERRD - Tactical Emergency Rectal Rope Dispenser because we don't want to see where that ends.