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    Lumberjack
    [LUMBERJACK]

    This bracelet combines the classic paracord appearance you know and love with a rustic, manliness factor that allows you to take down trees with your bare hands!... or maybe just by using the wire saw hidden inside. With the fire starting abilities of our Firestorm Buckle and the firewood harvesting ability of Paul Bunyan, you'll be warm and cozy all night long.

    WHY DO I NEED ONE?
    Because harvesting firewood and building shelters can be a pain in the butt! Stretch your wire saw across a curved stick to make a bow saw and cut through sticks and logs like a hot knife through butter.

    HOW CAN I TEST IT OUT?
    Head over and get yourself a Core Tube. It's the exact tube that's woven inside the bracelet so you can get your hands on it, test it out, and practice using it before you really need it.

    DOES IT MAKE ME INVINCIBLE?
    No, but it'll chuck more wood than Chuck Norris! There is no replacement for learning and practicing survival skills. Survival is inherently dangerous and these products are in NO WAY a guarantee of survival.

    HOW DO I ORDER?
    WRIST SIZE - Measure tightly around your wrist ***See picture for measuring instructions***
    COLOR - All bracelets will come with the Goldenrod undertone. You choose which color you want on the outside.

    MORE QUESTIONS?
    Visit our FAQ section.

    Price:  $32.00

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